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2023-01-03T02:21:00.000Z

Talking to God on the phone

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by Baigalmaa
Sugar.mn staff
Talking to God on the phone

-Hello? How are you? I want to talk to God.
- How are you? Connected...
- How are you? I am God. I am listening to you carefully
-My God! My birthday is coming up. Make my wish come true!
- Of course, but first, I'll put you in touch with the wish fulfillment department. You need to get acquainted with the fulfillment of your wishes in the past...
- How are you? The fulfillment department is listening.
- God asked me to come to you. Before asking for new wishes, get to know the fulfillment of old wishes.
- For now... Well, are you listening?
- Yes,
-Listen to your wishes and fulfillments of the last year:
1. Tired of work. /fulfilled, fired because "tired of work"/
2. My husband does not pay attention. /fulfilled, "don't care"/
3. I wish I had some money. /realized, "little money"/
4. I would like to have a place no matter what. /I got a real, cheap, problematic, loan-free apartment/
5. I got a car no matter how small it is. /got a real, old, "small" breakable car/
6. I would like to leave after resting. /it came true, I went to the countryside and helped my mother-in-law in her work, because "I don't care about my country"/
7. No one gives a gift. /fulfilled, “no gift”/...Continue? Almost a year of reading and wishes.
- No, no, I understand everything. Connect with God!
-...My God! I understand everything. You always help and fulfill my wishes. But now I know that I need to set my wishes correctly. Can I call you again?
...laughter was heard...
- It's okay, my dear! Call whenever you like

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