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2022-11-29T12:48:00.000Z

Zodiacs' "humorous" horoscope

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by Baigalmaa
Sugar.mn staff
Zodiacs' "humorous" horoscope
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Imagine your best day. If you wish to have a good day for each of the Hordes, it would be as follows. If you try, all the conditions of this day will become reality, the foundation is in your character. Based on the worldview and characteristics of each zodiac sign, this laugh-inducing, humorous and perfect day was determined.

Aries
Every aries's dream is to wake up in a tent on the top of a mountain, eat your favorite meat on a campfire, and merge with the beauty of nature.
Taurus
If you can, sit aboard a luxury yacht sipping precious cognac from a gardach glass laced with Havana cigars. In a perfect luxurious environment, wearing clothes worth millions, driving a Ferrari, it's like dodging journalists.
Gemini
Gemini can't picture their perfect day because they want countless things. Can't choose. Basically, they want to go to the future and choose to have a time machine and omnipotence all at once. They can't stand loneliness, so they can't choose all of them alone because all their desires are collective desires.
Cancer
Cancers, lovers of true freedom, so spend this one day flying like a bird through the boundless blue sky. They value the feeling of freedom more than freedom, and it is their perfect day to spend even one day with no restrictions on wanting to have wings.
Leo
Leo, wakes up at 4 o'clock in the evening. A palace servant sneaks in and lies quietly waiting for the window curtain to be opened. Looking out the window, it's summer time on the French coast. The leo will not go to work. A palace servant enters with deep respect, carrying a coffee cup with sweets. After about 2 hours in bed, I will do what I like. A gold-plated Rolls-Royce /no servants if going out! Everything is automatic/shipped. There is no one with her on this day, but maybe her husband or wife.
Virgo
They will go when the world is destroyed. Ride any car and drive in any direction. With no one around, only one loved one. Shops are open and take what you want. Oh! there is another version. Because they love the night and the mystery, they would ride through the night city and turn a "beautiful day" into a "favorite night".
Libra
Libras like to be undisturbed, so they will spend this day reading, watching movies, listening to music, and making love just like a French movie. Beloved worship musicians will be able to meet their actors. In general, talk to all adults and gain experience to become like them.
Scorpio
Scorpions - avengers. This day will be spent sitting in front of the TV, watching how his enemies and tormentors in the movies suffer. This day gives him a kind of pleasant and positive feeling. The main thing is that it will happen as long as bad things do not happen to people due to the actions of evil people. They dream of a day of freedom and television because they want payback and justice.
Sagittarius
Go on a trip with friends or by yourself in a boat or car. Maybe by train or plane. The most important thing is to travel and get to know new countries and new cultures. He wants to know them all at once and not worry about free money. But in general, I worry about money.
Capricorn
Capricorn will be a deeply respected person in the country, so this day is the president. In his office, people would bow, kiss his hand, ask for advice, and then he would give a speech that was loved and respected by all, and he would appear on television amid applause and camera flashes. Actually, he is the president. And that's it.
Aquarius
Khumh climbs Everest, descends with a parachute, and dives with a safety net among sharks. They want to see all the emotions and nerve-wracking things. They are dedicated to extreme and movement. Therefore, their day will be spent on skydiving and crazy games. He will jump again and again without getting bored.
Pisces
Pisces wants to wake up in the arms of a loved one who will be with them all day. It might be an exaggeration, but it's okay. They want love just like in the movies. Their perfect day will be like an exciting romantic comedy with a happy ending.

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